Non-Sequiturs

He looks very friendly.

Yummy.

Cigar Bubba Bear.

Sweet Jebus on a cracker.

Damn.

Yes, please.

Woof.

Hot belly.

Grrrr.

Hot tatted Daddy.

Redneck belly.

Such nice eyes.

Damn damn damn.

Nice chest.

Sup?

UNF.

Double UNF.

Cutie.

Sexy.

Beefy boy.

Sigh.

Nice view.

Yummmm.

Le grrrr.

Amazing body.

Wow.

Yes, please, thank you.

I can only ever dream about being that big.

I want his hair.  And beard.  And chest.

SBJ.

Lick.

Hey pig daddy.

I hope he is taking those off.

His body is so perfect it hurts to look at him.

Wet Daddy.

Nerdy hot.

How in hell does someone get abs like that?

Beeeef.

Ditto.

Ginger belly.

I have spent the better part of the morning unsubscribing from irritating email alerts.

Major Lazer needs to go pop more often.

Lord, my beard will look great one day, and then the next day it looks like hell.

Davos v. Torumund. I can't pick!!!!

I need this sign in my office.

If you ever go through a break up or some other bad patch, watch the movie Shirley Valentine. It always puts me in a good mood after.

I'm not one to toot my own horn, but I can make a killer Bolognese sauce. It's all about patience.

It really is true that birds of a feather flock together, especially when it comes to douche bears.

Although I enjoy having a well-planned out weekend, it is nice sometimes to have one where you do absolutely nothing.

This week has been exhausting.

Yes.

Andrew is out of town now for 5 days. We have never been apart for that long before.

Although it isn't always easy to, I do like to give everyone a second chance.

With my job, there is nothing worse than expecting work, waiting for it, then having it disappear.

Andrew still makes a mean meatloaf.

Do boycotts and protests of major corporations ever work?

I need to get off this roundabout of life.

This is what it takes these days.

It cracks me up when FB gives you translations for sayings like "Grrrrrrr."

It's hard not to get in better mood when "I Tumble 4 Ya" comes on the radio.

I'm trying to figure out why my office building smells like oregano.

Yes to the Treasure Island Music Festival this year: The National, Robyn, CHVRCHES; count me in!

I love how I go to refill a prescription online and it quotes me $11.87 for it. Then, I get charged $50.00 for it and they said that the quote was before insurance was factored in. Um, then wouldn't it be cheaper and/or the same price? Hell, if it is $11.87 without insurance, I will pay for it out of pocket.

Speaking of my online pharmacy, they can take the money out of your checking account in two seconds but it takes them up to 5 business days to put it back. Cunts.

I love these.

Some people do not need to have professional pictures taken. Ever.

People in my office come in very late. It is almost 9 AM on a Wednesday and I am still the only one on the floor.

My barber gave me a very hipster looking haircut, and I really like it. What I really like about him is that he really examines your hair and head in order to give you the most flattering cut. And he is constantly adjusting it to make sure it is working.

There are two things in this world you cannot hide: sneezing and love.

Bear Week can't get here soon enough, I need a vacation.

I love how Franklin Graham pulls his ministries' money from Wells Fargo because, to him, a lovely commercial featuring a lesbian couple learning sign language so that they could communicate with the girl they were adopting is a symbol of modern "moral decay." The funny thing is, he pulls his money and puts it in a bank that is also pro-gay. Fundamentalist Christians are comedy gold.

LOL.

Is there a way to politely tell someone to stop talking to you and never talk to you again because you find their existence abhorrent?

How can you tell if an alligator is doing something "cheerily?"

How have I never heard of Future Unlimited? They aren't the most original band out there, but their sound is definitely in my wheelhouse.

People who think all cats are aloof and don't need attention have obviously never met the cats I have had over the years. Every single one of them have been extremely friendly and very needy for attention.

Your cute for the day.

Lyrics Rattling Around My Brain

"You may tire of me as our December sun is setting 'cause I'm not who I used to be
No longer easy on the eyes but these wrinkles masterfully disguise the youthful boy below
Who turned your way and saw something he was not looking for
Both a beginning and an end
But now he lives inside someone he does not recognize when he catches his reflection on accident

On the back of a motorbike with your arms outstretched trying to take flight, leaving everything behind
But even at our swiftest speed we couldn't break from the concrete in the city where we still reside
And I have learned that even landlocked lovers yearn for the sea, like navy men,
'Cause now we say goodnight from our own separate sides like brothers on a hotel bed."

Death Cab For Cutie
"Brothers On A Hotel Bed"

Appealing Things

Drogon
Ariana Grande
Sense8 (for now)
Seeing light at the end of a very long tunnel
5 years at the same firm
Treasure Island Music Festival
X-Hamster

Annoying Things

Stannis Baratheon
People who use very subjective descriptors in their online profiles
Andrew being away