Non-Sequiturs

Hey Daddy!

Woof.

Beefy.

Sexy.

Love the beard and tatts.

Grrrr.

I wish I could get that big.

Epic beard.

Handsome.

UNF.

Amazing color.

Grrrr.

Forest of chest hair.

Sigh.

Lovely.

Damn.

Beefy bull.

Cute lil belly.

UNF.

Lick.

Yes, please.

SBJ.

 I make passes at guys that wear glasses.

 Yum.

Amazing fur.

 Haaaaay!

Sexy belly.

Hot cop.

Big boy.

 
Hot.

I'll help him find what he's looking for.

Gorgeous eyes.

Cutie.

Beautiful back fur.

Wow.

Solid.

Slippery when wet.

Anything he wants, he gets.

Triple hotness.

Why does it take three phone calls and two emails to get someone to send you a confirmation email back?

Honestly, the best thing that Facebook ever did was to create the Unfollow button.

There is a website devoted to pictures of drag queens eating pizza.

I hate loud people.

Everyone stand back!

What do you do when you meet a couple and you only like one half of them?

Such a weird coincidence that people who prefer Pepsi are also people going to hell.

I couldn't care less about the Entourage movie coming out.

It's a nice thing to see that I only have 2 more car payments left.

The first time I say no to you I will polite about it. The second time, not so much. The third and fourth times I will loudly call your ass out in front of everyone and shame you. Get some fucking common sense and some fucking manners.

Food for thought.

I love coming in early on Monday morning and having the system down so I can't work.

"I go to loud places/ To search for someone/ To be quiet with."

I've been listening to the Tri Angles record label birthday DJ set from Bjork. It is simultaneously fascinating and disturbing. If you enjoy Inuit throat singing mixed with Kate Bush, you will love it.

Swarthy is an excellent word.

The height of tacky: borrowing something for 9 months and not returning it, then, instead of apologizing and giving it back straight away, you have your assistant call and schedule its return.

I think Tuesdays are worse than Mondays.

LOL.

I love tuna melts, but I hate that the second half of the sandwich gets cold before I can get to it.

No, I didn't watch RuPaul's Drag Race, and I really don't care to.

Alabama ruins everything.

The shells for horseshoe crabs gross me out.

I love Wednesdays because I don't have any regular meetings scheduled.

I am a morning person in that I pretty much wake up immediately and get on with my day, however, I am not a morning person in the sense that I want to interact with anyone.

I love getting a call confirming the eye doctor appointment I cancelled two weeks prior.

Awwww.

Sometimes there is not enough beard oil in the world to keep my beard from drying out.

I'm very glad I don't have any psycho exes.

I love the new Major Lazer record, but I don't like that they fucked with "All My Love."

Always a bonus, going down to the deli in my building and it being full of hot construction workers.

People exhaust me sometimes.

Some albums just don't age well.

Adulthood is like the vet, and we’re all dogs that were excited for the car ride until we realized where we’re going.

I am such a creature of habit.

Your cute for the day.

Lyrics Rattling Around My Brain

"All the things we never know we need

Looks like we get them in the end
Measure time in leisure time and greed
And by the time we get to spend
A floating bed
A head of stone
A home plugged into every phone

Kimono coral floral print
Exclusive tint and cut reclusive
No it doesn't come for free
But it's the price
We pay for happiness
No don't talk about more to life than this
Dream a world maybe no one owns

No don't think about all the life we miss
Swallow doubt as the hunger grows
Make believe its like no one knows
Even if we turn more to most
We'll never satisfy the hungry ghost
All the stuff we know we never want

Seems like we get it anyway
Safe to say it isn't really wrong
Not when we know we only...
Throw it all away
Yeah all of this we never know we want
Its like we get it anyway

Safe to say it isn't ever wrong
Better to get than to delay
A 3d screen
A cleaner fit
A bit pulled out of every hit
Addicted latest greatest piece

Design caprice and make the headline
No it doesn't come for free
But it's the price
We pay for happiness
No don't talk about more to life than this
Dream a world maybe no one owns
No don't think about all the life we miss

Swallow doubt as the hunger grows
Make believe its like no one knows
Even if we turn more to most
We'll never satisfy the hungry ghost
And all of this
We know we never need

Well it's the price
We pay for happiness."

The Cure
"The Hungry Ghost"

Appealing Things

Catching up with old friends
Getting a gift for being with my firm for 5 years
Waking up between two purring cats
World Tour
Game of Thrones

Annoying Things

Self-centered people
People who take selfies with an iPad
People who feed pigeons