Non-Sequiturs

Sweet mother of hotness.

The sexiest man in London.

Damn, that's some big arms.

Cigar hottie.

I love a cop with tatts.

Well, tatts in general.

Perfect belly.

UNF.

The traditional Bear Week belly greeting.

Damn.

Woof.

Beautiful body.

A  little lower.

Sweet Baby Jebus.

Such a hot man.

Nice tight frame.

Sexy belly.

Goddamn.

Those are some serious tatts.

Abs please.

Beefy speedo.

Wow.

Sexy.

Handsome bear.

Love the fur.

Wet pits.

Bear pits.

Grrrrr.

Beautiful build.

Yes, please.

After thinking no one from my family would come to our wedding reception, I am happy to report my parents and sister are actually attending. I am very excited they are coming, and am quite shocked actually.

I don't really regret anything that I have done in my life. I am very happy with my life, and I look at it as all the decisions I made have led me to this point. I will say that, if I had to do it all over again, I would have moved somewhere farther away from home.

Funny Conversations With Friends:
Friend: Wow you look tan.
Me: From Pensacola.
Friend: But you look REALLY tan.
Me: Well, we also tan some at the gym.
Friend: Oh my god, that's so bad for you.
Me: As opposed to all the other stuff we do?

This is so my sense of humor.

I love that Lorde references a song from Broken Social Scene in her song "Ribs."

And yes, my office nemesis can get more annoying; he is now eating Chick-fil-A. Asshat.

I hate to say that I really not caring for the collaboration between Robyn and Röyksopp.

I know this sounds cold and callous, but is there a proper waiting period before you remove someone from your FB friend's list after they pass away?

Jesus, take the meal.

I don't think I would want to live into my 90s, unless I was still very active.

A cup of oatmeal is a lot of damn oatmeal.

Linkin Park needs to stop.

There must be a full moon this week, I have been receiving the most bizarre messages on Scruff.

When people ask me why I don't smile much.

New Death Grips album = face melt.

Piedmont Park, Atlanta's Central Park, has really been transformed into a jewel.

There are certain foods I don't mind eating plain: oatmeal and baked potatoes taste fine to me. Yes, call me weird.

And yeah, after the umpteenth school shooting this year, I still don't understand how anyone can be anti-gun control.

Exactly.

There is a partner in my office that likes to takes files and such with him in the restroom when he "does his business." I don't have a problem per se with that, expect that he tends to put the files on the floor in the stall. Thankfully, I have never worked with him before and likely never will. If that should change, I will be handling all papers from him while wearing a hazmat suit.

I've never seen the movie Dumb and Dumber, and don't intend to change that fact.

After Disintegration, my favorite Cure album is Faith.

Curve is one of the most underrated bands ever.

Speaking of underrated, The Jesus and Mary Chain's album Honey's Dead is essential.

All problems are boring until they are your own.

Your cute for the day.

Lyrics Rattling Around My Brain

"All these people drinking lover's spit
They sit around and clean their face with it
And they listen to teeth to learn how to quit
Tied to a night they never met

You know it's time
That we grow old and do some shit
I like it all that way

All these people drinking lover's spit
Swallowing words while giving head
They listen to teeth to learn how to quit
Better take some hand and get used to it

You know it's time
That we grow old and do some shit
I like it all that way."

Broken Social Scene
"Lover's Spit"

"I don't want excuses.
I don't want your smiles.
I don't want to feel like we're apart a thousand of miles.
I don't want your attitude.
I don't want your things.
But I don't want a phone that never rings.
I want your love and I want it now.
I want your love and I want it now.

I don't want your history.
I don't want that stuff.
I want you to shut your mouth.
That would be enough.
I don't care if you've been here before.
You don't understand.
Tonight I feel above the law, I'm coming into land.
I want your love and I want it now.
I want your love and I want it now.

My heart is that much harder now.
That's what I thought before today.
My heart is that much harder now.
I thought that it would stay that way, before today.
Before today.
But I don't want a phone that never rings.
I want your love and I want it now.
I want your love and I want it now.
I want your love."

Everything But The Girl
"Before Today"

"Down to Santa Rosa Half Moon Bay
Across the grapevine to L.A.
We've got deserts, we've got trees
We've got the hills of Beverly

Let's burn the hills of Beverly!
Walk with your credit card in the air!
Swing your nachos like you just don't care!
(Your guess is as good as mine)

This is the slow sick sucking part of me
This is the slow sick sucking part of me
And when I'm sucking kisses direct (?)
Up to the top of Shasta Gulch

And to the bottom of the Tahoe Lakes
Manmade deltas and concrete rivers
The south takes what the north delivers
You fill hack (?)

Lost in the foothills of my mind
Drinking sterno, say good night
To the last psychadelic band
From Sac'to, northern Cal

From Sac'to northern Cal
Take it, neighbor
'Cause you're my neighbor
And I mean famous

You're my neighbor
You do me favors
'Cause I'm your neighbor
I'm not your neighbor,

You Bakersfield trash.
Traaaaaash! Traaaaaash!"

Pavement
"Unfair"

Appealing Things

When you watch an adult do something that makes you see what they were like as a child
Stir fry
Cheating on your workout diet every once in awhile
Taking a break from things
34 Days
Family finally acting like family

Annoying Things

Micro-managers
Loud talkers
LP Bitches
Men who can't take a compliment
Guys who take pictures of themselves with toothbrushes in their mouths