Non-Sequiturs

Nice chest and tatts.

Hello abs.

I don't think I would mind seeing him come out of the ocean.

Hey Daddy!

Big beef.

Lean beef.

Drool.

If I had a (sledge) hammer.

Take it off.

UNF.

Hmmmm.

Chest and door knockers.

Wooof.

Gorgeous.

Bear belly.

Sexy man.

Amazing body.

Those eyes.

That fur.

Beautiful.

Ditto.

Yes, please.

Wow.

Hey!

In a lot of ways, friends are truly your real family.

And oddly enough, sometimes your blood family will actually surprise you.

I want to go back to the beach.

You can diss Moby all you like, the truth of the matter is, he is one of the best remixers out there.

Speaking of remixes, I typically enjoy Four Tet's remixes over his original material.

Sadly, people still don't get this.

Egg whites taste like skim milk.

I can't believe it is June already.

Tequila is not my friend.

Sign me up.

I am very meticulous with keeping my eyeglasses clean and free from scratches, until now. After having these glasses for 2 years, I now have this massive scratch on the left lens. The OCD in me is at Def Con 4.

If you are constantly changing cities where you live, and are constantly complaining about how the men in each one, methinks the problem might just be you.

You know it's a fun conversation when you and your partner are trying to argue who is the skankiest.

I love this.

Do us all a favor, and stay over there.

A typical conversation that annoys the hell out of me:
Me: You were at Bear Week last year? Sorry we didn't get to meet.
Him: I saw you at the pool a lot.
Me: Why didn't you introduce yourself?
Him: I didn't think you would talk to me.
Me: *facepalm*

I am really looking forward to Sia's new record.

In this day and age, there is no excuse for having a blurry profile picture; and if you have one, it means you are hiding something.

Pretty much.

Short guys are magically delicious.

Andrew and I are on a workout diet where we are eating every three hours and we are starving all the time. We keep having to adjust it so that we are not having stomach pains. So far, the adjustments seem to be working.

If you have some weird alias name on your FB page, for whatever reason, if I meet you in person and start hanging out you need to tell me what your real name is.

Funny quote: "Beauty on the inside doesn't get you free drinks."

After he cancelled not 1, not 2, not 3, but 4 shows in Atlanta in 18 months, this is how I feel about Morrissey.

If you are going to send me pictures of "your" junk on Scruff, don't be stupid and send me pictures of my partner's junk and say it's yours.

I would be very happy if I never heard "Summertime Sadness" again.

When someone asks me my opinion about someone (and I know that they either want to date or sleep with said person), I know their mind is already made up and my opinion is not really wanted, only my approval. Generally, I just don't say much of anything and just let it play out to whatever end. But man, sometimes, I really want to speak my mind.

Nothing like making an accounting error when paying bills at the worst time of the month, and leaving yourself with barely enough to make it to the next paycheck.

Your cute for the day.  Hell, that's so damn cute, it will last for a week.

Lyrics Rattling Around My Brain

"Blue
The color of my native skin
Colored into a color I’ve never seen
A sun so full and rising

True
The feeling runs across my chest
In my silence
There’s a color I’ve never seen
The sunrise is finding me

Other worlds are spinning
Dance above the clouds
Hold my word to something
Let it make a sound
I felt it
The words that I want
I believe in love

Blue
The color of my native skin
Caught up between myself
But it’s drawing me in
Into the color that you’re making it
There’s a world that I’ve never seen
Shining full and lightning

Made of a lover."

Warpaint
"Biggy"

"There's gonna be some trouble
A whole house will need re-building
And everyone I love in the house
Will recline on an analyst's couch quite soon
Your father cracks a joke
And in the usual way
Empties the room

Tell all of my friends
I don't have too many
Just some rain-coated lovers' puny brothers
Dallow, Spicer, Pinkie, Cubitt
Rush to danger
Wind up nowhere
Patric Doonan, raised to wait
I'm tired again, I've tried again, and

Now my heart is full
Now my heart is full
And I just can't explain
So I won't even try to

Dallow, Spicer, Pinkie, Cubitt
Every jammy Stressford poet
Loafing oafs in all-night chemists
Loafing oafs in all-night chemists
Underact, express depression
Ah, but Bunnie I loved you
I was tired again
I've tried again, and

Now my heart is full
Now my heart is full
And I just can't explain
So I won't even try to

Could you pass by?
Could you pass by?
Could you pass by?
Could you pass by?
Could you pass by?
Oh

Now my heart is full
Now my heart is full
And I just can't explain
So so
So so so so so."

Morrissey
"Now My Heart Is Full"

Appealing Things

Jade Blue
Rufus
Sensing the excitement of someone going to NYC for the first time
Lance Toasty Crackers

Annoying Things

People who won't answer a direct question
People who don't RSVP to an event, even after several prompts