Non-Sequiturs

Damn.

Double damn.

A little bit lower next time.

Woof.

Grrrrr.

Such a cutie.

Sexy pic.

Just a peek.

Yeah.

UNF.

Lovely.

Save me a spot.

Delicious.

You have so many different stories going on about your childhood, even you can't juggle that many plot lines. I am beginning to call you Dick Whitman.

We went tubing this past weekend on the Chattahoochee river. It was a lot of fun but the water was about 50 degrees, so it didn't make for a fun time if any of your body parts got in the water.

If you are seeking my business and you don't respond to two emails I have sent you, I certainly am not going to use your services.

On a side note, first impressions are everything.

Exactly.

I love all this talk of the gay agenda. I am way more worried about making ends meet than any high-falooting agenda.

Three day weekends are never long enough.

Stop talking about fucking kale.

Nothing like starting off your day by spilling coffee all over your white dress shirt and freshly dry cleaned pants.

Yay for gay marriage in Ireland. And boo to the Vatican for being the same backwards crap asses that they always are.

I'm still deciding.

If you have ever been laid off from a job, you never truly lose that nagging feeling that you might get laid off again.

You have to love the metrics on Facebook. I was reading about the band Beach House, and now my ads are filled up with posts about beach rentals.

Autechre is on tour and actually have an Atlanta date. I about fainted.

I wonder what people who type “u” instead of “you” do with all their free time.

In the last couple of months, three FB friends have suddenly passed away. It is quite eerie.

Ha!

The new summer associates at my firm are so perky they make my head hurt.

I've been rather disappointed with the two new Disclosure singles. They keep doing the expected.

Sometimes it doesn't pay to be nice. I was at a coffee shop one morning this week and as I was waiting for my order a woman came up to the cash register. When she was getting her money out she dropped a twenty dollar bill and walked away. I picked it up and told her she dropped it. She took the money, sort of huffed, and walked out the door. No thank you or anything.

If you come up to me every time we are out and ask me if you are bugging me, you likely are.

I am ready for the super hero film franchises to run their course.

I also wish people would stop remaking perfectly fine movies. Why don't you tackle a horrible film and make it better?

I want to stick this on some people.

The quack of a duck doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

I find it interesting that R.E.M. never played Coachella.

Bernard Sumner writes some really clunky lyrics.

Club owners need to stop hiring DJs based on their looks.

I'm addicted to Solitare on my iPhone.

Your cute for the day.  It is so cute, it hurts.

Lyrics Rattling Around My Brain

"Hazes from New York, slow burning
Blue screen come down
Transition from night to day
I’m synthesized but profound
Four maneuvers solved, seducing
Don’t let me leave
Safety pin to white-heart machines
I found you in Sydney
I’m nothing more than skin and bone
With wires that make me tremble (So electrical)
I’m nothing more than skin and bone
The wire of the distant rumble (So electrical)
I’m so electrical
Big announcements, slowly devoured
Tear out the feud
Realization, who will least it
Call out the tribute
I’m nothing more than skin and bone
With wires that make me tremble (So electrical)
I’m nothing more than skin and bone
The wide of the distance crumbles (So electrical)
I’m nothing more than skin and bone
With wires that make me tremble (So electrical)
I’m nothing more than skin and bone
The wide of the distant rumble (So electrical)
I’m nothing more than skin and bone
With wires that make me tremble (So electrical)
I’m nothing more than skin and bone
The wide of the distant rumble (So electrical)
I’m so electrical"

Eves The Behaviour
"Electrical"

Appealing Things

Jade Blue
Spiced Right BBQ
My hubby
The start of summer pool parties

Annoying Things

How cold it is in my office in the summer
Trying to confirm our fast ferry reservation for Ptown