Non-Sequiturs

I am sure he is looking out that window for me.

Him too.

Haaaay.

Cutie.

Beefy and cute.

Gorgeous.

Damn.

Sexy wetness.

Ok, I don't mind looking.

Handsome.

Daddy!

Yes.

Beautiful belly.

Grrrr.

Gorgeous.

Dennis Diehl of Any Given Day.  Hell yes.

Silver fox.

Woof.

Yum.

Beautiful eyes.

Sexy otter.

Wow.

Sigh.

Chesty.

So hot.

I'm not quite sure why anyone would want to be famous.

Why are most major label recording artists' album covers so tepid and boring?

Just because you are gay does not automatically mean you have style and/or taste.

Why any gay man in this day and age wouldn't consider going on PrEP is beyond me.

Love it.

I never know what to say when trying to console someone.

Veckatimest gets even better with age.

The video for The Chemical Brothers' song "Go" is, quite frankly, boring. I never thought I could have boring and Michel Gondry in the same sentence.  The song though is killer.

Sometimes you just need to have greasy Pizza Hut pizza.

There appears to be little difference between the radical Christian Right and Radical Islam.

This cracks me up every time.

Why is it so hard for people to get "your" and "you're" right?

The line between liking someone and disliking someone can be pretty thin. It never ceases to amaze me when people fawn all over someone and say what a great person they are, and I can't stand to be within 5 feet of them.

If you are always relying on others' opinions to feel good about yourself, you are never really going to feel good about yourself.

Jennifer Lopez really needs to stop wearing these barely there gowns, not because she looks bad in them, but because it has become boring and expected.

Exactly.

I need to learn to heed my own advice and never trust a thumbnail pic.

Complaining about traffic in Atlanta is like complaining about getting wet in a shower. It is always going to happen, get over it.

One man's gay real estate porn is another's trashy nightmare.

Smooth rarely does anything for me.

It's not a question of whether one is crazy or not, rather, it is a question of how crazy one is.

Dying.

Ciara always does me right.

The new Django Django album reminds me of Beta Band, which is a good thing.

The scene in last week's Mad Men with Roger playing the organ and Peggy roller skating in the empty SC&P offices was instantly iconic, as was Peggy's entrance into the M-E offices with her sunglasses and cigarette.

I was actually able to give myself a shot the other day, and I didn't pass out.

I studiously avoided any Mexican restaurant on the 5th.

I don't even look at my local feed on Scruff anymore.

Something to consider.

When did wallpaper make a comeback?

I'm a little sad that I am not going to Purple Party this year, but the sands of the beach in Ft. Lauderdale will surely dry my tears.

I can't abide dismissive people.

Tea Party = mentally unstable.

Chief Justice Roberts, my civil rights are not up for debate.

There comes a time when your constant promotion of your services moves from advertising to harassment.

You should be able to use death rays on people driving slow in the left hand lane.

Your cute of the day.

Lyrics Rattling Around My Brain

"I stay high all the time
Just to get by
I climb into the sky
And my eyes, they cry

California nights
Make me feel so happy I could die
But I try to stay alive

I never wanna get so high
That I can't come back down to real life
And look you in the eyes and say
"Baby, you're mine"

Fading back and forth
I fly through my mind
I take the way I've known
But have I really grown?

California nights
Make me feel so happy I could die
But I try to stay alive

I never wanna get so high
That I can't come back down to real life
And look you in the eyes and say
"Baby, you're mine"

I never wanna get so high
That I can't come back down to real life
And look you in the eyes and say
"Baby you, oh baby, you're mine"

Best Coast
"California Nights"

"I bet you start loving me
Soon as I start loving someone else
Somebody better than you
I bet you start needing me
Soon as you see me with someone else
Somebody other than you
And I know that it hurts
You know that it hurts your pride
But you thought the grass was greener on the other side
I bet you start loving me
Soon as I start loving someone else
Somebody better than you

So I'm supposed to believe that it's Fellini's calling' your phone?
I'm supposed to believe that they're asking' you if you're home
I wasn't born yesterday, not me, can't get that over me, not me
I love you but I won't be a fool for you
That is just something' that I wouldn't do, babe
I mean I would stay if you could tell the truth
But you can't, no matter how much time I ask

Is that your bitch over there giving me the ugly stare
The one with the silicone ass, and the Brazilian hair
You ain't gon' respect me no no no till I'm not there
See, I got you comfortable, now you ain't really scared

But I bet you start loving me
Soon as I start loving someone else
Somebody better than you
I bet you start needing me
Soon as you see me with someone else
Somebody other than you
And I know that it hurts
You know that it hurts your pride
But you thought the grass was greener on the other side
I bet you start loving me
Soon as I start loving someone else
Somebody better than you

So you bought me a car, he can buy that too
I can take care of myself and I can find someone to do it too, baby
You actin' like you upgraded me, I upgraded you
You and me Fashion Week in Paris, I put you on to that new
But you took advantage of, you took advantage of, you took advantage
I cannot understand it, I cannot understand it, I cannot understand it
I thought you'd always be there for me, yeah yeah
But if you ask me if I knew better now, hell yeah

So you can keep that bitch over there giving' me the ugly stare
The one with the silicone ass, and the Brazilian hair
You ain't gon' respect me no no no till I'm not there
See, I got you comfortable, now you ain't really scared

But I bet you start loving me
Soon as I start loving someone else
Somebody better than you
I bet you start needing me soon as you see me with someone else
Somebody other than you
And I know that it hurts, you know that it hurts your pride
But you thought the grass was greener on the other side
I bet you start loving me
Soon as I start loving someone else
Somebody better than you

Baby, tell me what's it, gonna take to keep it
All the way one hundred
You won't get it 'til I'm gone away (away)

I bet you start loving me
Soon as I start loving someone else
Somebody better than you
I bet you start needing me
Soon as you see me with someone else
Somebody other than you
And I know that it hurts
You know that it hurts your pride
But you thought the grass was greener on the other side
I bet you start loving me
Soon as I start loving someone else
Somebody better than you

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
I hate, I hate that I'm singing this song, singing this song
‘Cause I love you
Yeah I love you

Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
I’m all cried out
I’m all tried out
I’m all fired out
Yeah

Right now it’s killing me
'Cause now I have to find someone else
When all I wanted was you."

Ciara
"I Bet"

Appealing Things

Mushroom risotto at Campagnolo
Cricket, Bear, and sometimes Scooter
Best Coast
Ciara
P4K slamming Mumford and Sons
FYF Fest

Annoying Things

Driving in the rain at night
Missing Shaky Knees Festival
Porsche drivers
How bad traffic has gotten in my neighborhood