Non-Sequiturs

Icelandic actor and strongman contest competitor Hafthor Julius Bjornsson will play Gregor Clegane (a.k.a. The Mountain) on Game of Thrones.  Fuck he's hot.

Nice tight frame.

Nice view.

Smirk.

Love the veins in his arms.

Hot belly.

Just plain hot.

Adorabear.

Dreamy eyes.

I want to play in his fur.

Damn, those eyes are piercing.

Damn, damn, damn.

Lots of fur to hide in.

Ridiculously handsome.

Nice abs.

Grrr and Woof and stuff.

Sexy.

Amazing stomach.

Yes, please and thank you.

Daddy's mad.

Big ole slab of beef.

Beautiful profile.

I'd climb every mountain.

Wow.

Gorgeous.

Dripping wet fur.

Handsome daddy.

Sexy beard.

If you think you are going to be the same person you are now in 5 years, you are sadly mistaken.

Oregano and cilantro should be used sparingly.

Not every conversation has to be some long drawn out argument.

Janelle Monae's new record The Electric Lady is not a good workout record.

D'awwww.

Also, R&B and hip hop records need to do away with the skits. Annoying.

Trent Reznor gets better looking as he ages. And I had no idea he was pocket sized like me.

I hate when people say "I know just how you feel" when it comes to death of a loved one.

Andrew is all moved into my place, and now comes the fun part of getting the cats acclimated to one another. Missy, my cat, is being her usual bitch self and hiding under the bed and hissing and growling anytime one of the other cats gets near her. Escada is being sweet, but runs away from Missy any chance she can. And poor, deaf, partially blind Halbert just wants to be Missy's friend, and has no idea she is hissing/growling at him.

America today.

Always interesting when someone's real personality decides to come out.

I have a very large personal space. I cannot stand it when people encroach on it.

Beards are great, but the only downside is that food gets all over and in it.



Some things are so simple and perfect, like this piece of music from Aphex Twin.

I would love to know how much money Mr. S Leather makes during Folsom Weekend.

Reading patent documents makes me question my will to live.

Remember when MGMT actually had hooks in their songs?

The meeting shall come to order.

If you think about sex it can make you forget you have to pee.

If one more person tells me to smile in a picture, I am going to punch them in the throat.

Naming your band Diarrhea Planet is ok if you are some sucky garage band, but when your music is actually good, it does a disservice to you.

I just can't find men with long hair attractive.

Indeed.

To me, responding to someone's message with "k" either shows indifference or that you are trying to be a dick.

Goldie Hawn has had so much work done, however, she obviously is going to the right people. She looks fabulous.

There is real power when people fear you.

I have a feeling Miley Cyrus is still feeling pretty good about the joke she pulled at the VMAs, and laughing all the way to the bank.

Your cute for the day.

Lyrics Rattling Around My Brain

"I hate on everything that you say
You know I don’t see all the things that I cry
You secretly hide love
And finally when I have myself fall
Hard for you I see you trying to pretend
Like I’m making it up
This is what it feels like
This is what it feels like

Burn it down, burn it up
Burn it now, burn it up
This is what it feels like now
It’s been enough
Burn it down, burn it up

And when my love is totally made
You said that you couldn’t sleep cause
Of what I told you
I got you off hard
Ands then when you said you felt the same
You prone away
Started acting like me when it was too hard
This is what it feels like
This is what it feels like
This is what it feels like

Burn it down, burn it up
Burn it now, burn it up
This is what it feels like now
Scared enough
Burn it down, burn it up

Burn it down, burn it up
Burn it now, burn it up
This is what it feels like now
Scared enough
Burn it down, burn it up

Burn it down, burn it up
Burn it now, burn it up
This is what it feels like now
Scared enough
Burn it down, burn it up."

BANKS
"This Is What It Feels Like"

"How's that
how's that feel

Everything

How's that
how's that feel

Everything

That feels good
in my
That feels good
so so amazing
I want you
in my
Oh, oh, you

On my
How's that feel
You feel right
That's so amazing."

FKA Twigs
"How's That"

"Grey stares beneath the moon
Tonight I’ll be dreaming of you
People and rhythm instead
And there you’ll be
There you’ll be inside my head

Hmmm, I will dream of you
Hmmm, you’ll dream of me too
Hmmm, your hands, they’re on my face
Hmmm, there would be no better place

Some miracle man must have shot me
While I wake. I never ran fast enough
Oh my mistakes
Would you really want me
In the light of day, that very same man
Shot flaws right through my face

Hmmm, I will dream of you
Hmmm, you’ll dream of me too
Hmmm, your arms curled round my waist
Hmmm, there would be no better place

Could you have your arms around my
Could you have your arms around my."

London Grammar
"Interlude"

Appealing Things

My morning telephone call from Andrew on his way to work
My new neoprene harness
BANKS
FKA Twigs
The trailer for the movie Her from Spike Jonze
Carmen Dell’Orefice
Blood Orange

Annoying Things

People who are negative Nancys about everything
Name droppers
Necklaces on men
Cats fighting
Summer ending