Non-Sequiturs

I'm all about that belly.

Daddy please.

Adorable.

Meaty nips.

That furry back, that hot ass.

UNF.

Perfect.

Grrrr.

Big boy.

Ginger abs.

Wow.

SBJ.

Bull daddy.

Beefy fur.

Swoon.

Furry belly.

Stretch.

Amazing body.

Sigh.

Woof.

Hot rednecks.  Though the one in front needs to get that grill fixed.

That belly drives me crazy.

Nice chest.

Hey sexy daddy.

Yum.

Condoms just aren't sexy.

Goodbye 22nd floor, it has been an amazing 4 1/2 years.

I love my new office view. I can see Piedmont Park and all the way out to Stone Mountain. Also, I can see the entire Buckhead skyline.

Speaking of Stone Mountain, I have lived in Atlanta almost 22 years, and I have never been there.

Exactly.

I can't stand Bloody Marys.

Sometimes I think all of our contract attorneys have had a collective stroke.

You can't take any of this stuff with you.

Our cat Missy finally gets better after being sick and now turns into a territorial bitch.

I don't enjoy dinner parties of more than 6 people, and even 6 is cutting it close. What's the point with going out with a ton of people and then never getting to speak with half of them?

LOL.

I finally introduced Andrew to the campy joys of Valley of the Dolls. He may never be the same again.

Complaining is not conversation.

I really want to see Birdman and Interstellar.

The stupidity of the voters in this country is astounding.

And the fact that in Georgia only 20% of registered voters voted is appalling.

Yep.

KPMG's discovery platform, Discovery Radar, is the biggest piece of crap I have ever had to work with in this field.  And don't even get me started on their customer service.

You don't owe anyone an explanation if you want to take a break from social media. Just ghost out.

I can't believe it is November already.

We love our cats, but damn, they are trying our patience these days.

Now that I am in an actual practice group, we have two weekly meetings I have to attend. Generally, they last about an hour each, but this week both have run two hours. It is killing me to lose that many billable hours.

Your cute for the day.

Lyrics Rattling Around My Brain

"I’m a princess cut from marble, smoother than a storm
And the scars that mark my body, they’re silver and gold
My blood is a flood of rubies, precious stones
It keeps my veins hot, the fires find a home in me
I move through town, I’m quiet like a fire
And my necklace is of opal, I tie it and untie it

And our people talk to me, but nothing ever hits
So people talk to me, and all the voices just burn holes
I’m going in (ooh)

This is the start of how it all ever ends
They used to shout my name, now they whisper it
I’m speeding up and this is the
Red, orange, yellow flicker beat sparking up my heart
We rip the start, the colors disappear
I never watch the stars there’s so much down here
So I just try to keep up with them
Red, orange, yellow flicker beat sparking up my heart."

Lorde
"Yellow Flicker Beat"

"There's a devil in your hands, there's a devil in your hands
There's a devil in your hands, that's really not your man
But I'm not speaking for you, you're fine babe, no
There's a devil in your hands, there's a devil in your hands

I don't know what, oh, we died without saying much
So I, malfeasance, malfeasance

There's a devil in your hands, he's wringing out your plans
But I'm not preaching for you, you're fine babe, no
There's a devil in your hands, there's a devil in your hands

I don't know what, oh, we died without saying much
So I, malfeasance, malfeasance
I walk the shore, don't ask me to hide
I lock the door, I won't be denied
I must have seen some part of me that I

I see them be
I see them beneath
I see them beneath me (beneath me, beneath me)."

Interpol
"Malfeasance"

Appealing Things

Redaction Required/Completely Irrelevant
Billie Black
Into The Woods
HonorBound
Making my hours for the year in the first week of November
My office view

Annoying Things

People who don't acknowledge or even return emails
Thinking you have all your bills paid, and then three other expenses come up
Foggy/muggy mornings
People who don't close their doors when they are on a conference call