Non-Sequiturs

Hunky slab of beef.

Damn, you need some spelunking gear to get in that cavernous chest.

I love his hair.

Damn.

Sweaty hotness.

There is always something sexy about seeing a man shave his neck.

Bathtub contemplation.

I. Am. Done.

Love the whole look.

I need to be in that hot tub.

Cutie bear.

What are you looking at?

Hot fur.

Big and beefy.

Yes, please.

He needs a snuggle.

Woof.

Grrrrrr.

So handsome.

I want shoulders that big.

Such a cutie.

Most people's 2¢ is worth far less.

How is it that a dentist can make you feel like so bad for failing to floss regularly?

Why does everyone's religion have to be so damn public? Whatever happened to religion being a personal thing?

Finally got some good news about property values in my neighborhood/building. A unit, roughly the same size as mine, on my floor sold for close to what I paid for mine. So, it looks like after being underwater for almost 5 years, my place is starting to appreciate again.

Some more irreverent Easter fun.

Does Thievery Corporation use the same cover for each album?

I abhor political correctness.

I also have no time for extreme purists. Yes, I get it, you think scotch should be drank neat. I enjoy scotch that way, but I also like it sometimes on the rocks, or with a splash of water, or GASP, with some club soda. If you like it one way and one way only, feel free to drink it that way. I drink my scotch based on my mood at the time.

A simple weekend trip should never take over 3 hours of driving.

Um, ok.

I absolutely love the recommended tracks on SoundCloud. Sometimes they really hit the nail on head.

There is just something wrong about eating tuna salad at 10am.

I love this quote: “No two persons ever read the same book.” Edmund Wilson

Twin Shadow has completely gone off the rails for me.

My circular barbells in my nipples were killing me and never seemed to take properly.   I got my original straight bars put back in yesterday and they feel 100% better.  I have to wait a few weeks, but I am going to get them sized up to a 10g.

Exactly.

I need more jock straps.

Am I the only person who has not seen the movie Frozen, and has no clue what all the fuss is about?

Damon Albarn's solo record Everyday Robots is pretty damn amazing.

I distrust anyone that says they don't have time for reading.

A group of bunnies is sometimes called a fluffle.

I've always like Stone Cold Steve Austin, and now there is one more reason to like him even more.

I jokingly posted on FB that I was getting a PA. It is funny the reactions it got. So many people with so many opinions.

Tattoos are extremely personal.  I don't care what your reasons are, but it is rude to openly criticize someone's tattoos to them.  Just keep your opinion to yourself.

Your cute for the day.

Lyrics Rattling Around My Brain

"We are everyday robots on our phones
In the process of getting home
Looking like standing stones
Out there on our own

We’re everyday robots in control
Or in the process of being sold
Driving in adjacent cars
‘Til you press restart

Everyday robots just touch thumbs
Swimmin’ in lingo they become
Stricken in a status sea
One more vacancy
For everyday robots getting old

When our lips are cold
Lookin’ like standing stones
Out there on our own

Little robots in ringback tones
In the process of getting home."

Damon Albarn
"Everyday Robots"

"You are unbearable memories when I sleep
I've tried my best to destroy you
but the waves keep overflowing me
washing me out til I'm empty

What you want is bleached out by the sun
my weakness is waiting
could words even shake what I've become
I hate this, I hope you know that I

I open at your touch
(you give up, you give up)
I open at your touch
(you give up, you give up)

You are unbearable memories when I sleep
I've tried my best to destroy you
but the waves keep overflowing me
washing me out til I'm empty

Nobody can save me from myself
it's harder to let go
reality cannot abandon me
it's painful, I hope you know that I

I want you more than this
(you give up, you give up)
I want you more than this
(you give up, you give up)

You are unbearable memories when I sleep
I've tried my best to destroy you
but the waves keep overflowing me
washing me out till I'm empty

When you notice
nothing left
nothing left
when you notice

I'm already gone."

Fear of Men
"Luna"

Appealing Things

Season 2 of House of Cards is knocking it out of the park
Future
DJ Snake
Being able to eat outside again
Finally gaining weight and seeing the results I want

Annoying Things

How slow Game of Thrones has been this season
Misunderstandings
Eating every 2 hours