Non-Sequiturs

Furry belly.

Gorgeous.

Ditto.

Hey there handsome.

Daddy chest.

Boy stomach.

Nasty pig.

Handsome fella.

Eyes and stogie.

Undies.

Lick.

Woof.

Drool.

Chest, nip, tatt, beard.

Hey bubba.

Silver fox.

UNF.

Double UNF.

Grrrrr.

Sigh.

I thought your picture was hot until I noticed the pinkie ring and gold chunk watch.

God, I love olives. And tuna melts with avocado.

Although I gave the Phantogram album Voices a great review, there was always something in the back of my head nagging me about it. But for some reason, in the past few days, it has grabbed tight hold on me. It is such a lovely record.

Lesson learned too late: Delta's companion ticket has to be booked for travel within a year of receiving it. You can't book outside that year. Oh well. Glad I got two of them last year.

I really love buffalo wings and will basically try them from anyplace. I do have to say, at least in Atlanta, the best ones are always from Woofs.

Cheese makes me happy.

I guess it is too much to ask that Kelis put out a decent record.

Bad WiFi makes me sad.

I would love to get bigger, but I am just not into eating all the time.

I feel like saying this to my contract attorneys.  A lot.

While I have never really thought of myself as a daddy, I am rather enjoying being considered one.

Am I a bad gay for not watching/liking RuPaul's Drag Race?

24/7.

Trying to get a laptop for work is like asking for someone's first child.

Overheard at a client site:
Woman #1: Why do you always walk so slow?
Woman #2: I don't walk slow, I sashay.

I love when the time changes back and it is sunny when I leave the office.

I wish I had this switch.

I could eat Doritos with every meal.

New York is calling to me. I need to visit.

Basically.

Your cute for the day.

Lyrics Rattling Around My Brain

"I had all the stars with you
And I had enough

I will wait outside
As long as you are alright
I will know to die
You are beloved
You are beloved
You are

I will wait outside
As long as you arrive
I will wait outside
You were cold last night
So cold
My god
So cold

Hide your broken bones
In my hands
You’ve lost your battle
And I
I had it all
We had it all
And we don’t have to ask why

Believe the lies
That people tell you
You’ve lost your battle
And vines and tiny thorns
Inside your wound

You’re all I have
My only friend
You’re all I have
My only friend
You’re all I have
My only friend

I had all the stars with you."

Phantogram
"My Only Friend"

"Lead it outside in the sun
when I called it would not come

paint its face up nicely
tie its hair up in a curl
paint its lipstick bright red
wipe the drool up gently

not like all the others
just one of life's winners
made of something better

so throw the ball up into space
hold the phone up to its face

lead it outside in the rain
tie it up and pat its head
never speak of it again."

Wild Beasts
"A Dog's Life"

Appealing Things

Broods
The new Hercules and Love Affair single
Time change back
Not living in the suburbs

Annoying Things

Losing my beloved Massive Attack t-shirt
Fireball shots
That human beings are contradictory by nature
Loud people in restaurants