Non-Sequiturs

Chesticles!

I'd go hunting with him.

Gorgeous.

Damn.

Woofy.

SBJ!

Hot chest and fur.

Yes, Daddy!

Grrrr.

Come hither stare.

Ride em cowboy.

Beefy Dad.

Gorgeous tatt.

UNF.

Amazing body.

Handsome.

Pits.

*faints.

Stop going on FB and asking people for money for your projects. Get a damn job and stop expecting everything to be handed to you.

Does Trent Reznor have a comb over?

I just don't find white briefs attractive or sexy on a man.

RIP Peter O'Toole

Not every post requires you to make some snarky and/or sexual comment.

I really enjoy working out early in the mornings. Call me crazy.

I always laugh when people ascribe meaning to horoscopes.

The thought of renting a tux gives me the heebie jeebies.

Hamish doesn't like it.

While I don't really care for Sampha's voice when he is the lead vocalist, his work as a backup singer is brilliant.

Andrew and I are planning a trip to Hawaii. It has almost been 10 years since I have been. I miss it so much.

I love bananas but hate banana flavored things. I love watermelon flavored things, but hate the taste of real watermelon. I do, however, love grapes as well as grape flavored things.

I hate it when a friend, who normally is intelligent and has their shit together, makes such a bafflingly bad decision.

Damn, I should have put this in my will.

I know I am way late to the bandwagon, but Mad Men is such an amazingly well-written and produced show.

If I don't know you that well, I truly don't want to hear a 15 minute diatribe about how horrible your job is and how Obama is ruining your Christmas. If you hate your job so much, find another one.

I was looking at Billboard's list of top selling albums for the year, and was surprised to see two records I had never heard about. I assume they are country records.

Poor Debbie, what about her needs?

I probably should have known at an early age that I was into bears when I had a crush on Yukon Cornelius.

I love that Obama is snubbing the Sochi Olympic Games and is sending two out lesbians as part of the US delegation. Fuck you Putin.

It has rather shocked me how many gay people have been defending Phil from Duck Dynasty after he made homophobic comments. This has nothing to do with freedom of speech.  There is no government interference involved in this situation.  You can have whatever opinion you like, however, that does not absolve you from the consequences of voicing that opinion.

It must take a lot of energy to be that narcissistic and egocentric.

The best Christmas special is Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas.

Nice!

Naps are highly underrated.

I love that Andrew and I have almost no plans this weekend. Sunday is supposed to be rainy all day, so we plan on making chili and watching Lawrence of Arabia, which he has never seen. I have the box set in Blu-Ray, so it should look fabulous. I am a huge proponent of watching Lawrence of Arabia in the winter and Doctor Zhivago in the summer.

Probably one of the best compliments is when someone tells me that they want to hear someone's album after I have reviewed it.

LOL.

Working with a recruiter is very interesting. I love how they are your best friend when trying to apply for a position, then they become elusive and cagey once the employer decides not to interview you.

I was watching Mad Men the other day and they surprised me by focusing on my favorite poet Frank O'Hara, and even read a portion of his beautiful poem "Mayakovsky." This verse in it always stops my breath for a moment:

"Now I am quietly waiting for
the catastrophe of my personality
to seem beautiful again,
and interesting, and modern.

The country is grey and
brown and white in trees,
snows and skies of laughter
always diminishing, less funny
not just darker, not just grey.

It may be the coldest day of
the year, what does he think of
that? I mean, what do I? And if I do,
perhaps I am myself again."

Your cute for the day.

Lyrics Rattling Around My Brain

"I couldn't find quiet
I went out in the rain
I was just soakin' my head to unrattle my brain
Somebody said you disappeared in a crowd
I didn't understand then
I don't understand now

Am I the one you think about when you're
Sitting in your faintin' chair drinking pink rabbits?
Am I the one you think about when you're
Sitting in your faintin' chair drinking pink rabbits?

And everybody was gone
You were standin' in the street 'cause you were tryin' not to crack up
It wasn't like a rain it was more like a sea
I didn't ask for this pain it just came over me
I love a storm, but I don't love lightning
All the waters coming up so fast, that's right

Am I the one you think about when you're
Sitting in your faintin' chair drinking pink rabbits?
Am I the one you think about when you're
Sitting in your faintin' chair drinking pink rabbits?

And everybody was gone
I was standing in the street 'cause I was trying not to crack

I was solid gold
I was in the fight
I was coming back from what seemed like a ruin
I couldn't see you coming so far
I just turn around and there you are

I'm so surprised you want to dance with me now
I was just getting used to living life without you around
I'm so surprised you want to dance with me now
You always said I held you way too high off the ground

You didn't see me I was falling apart
I was a white girl in a crowd of white girls in the park
You didn't see me I was falling apart
I was a television version of a person with a broken heart
You didn't see me I was falling apart
I was a white girl in a crowd of white girls in a park
You didn't see me I was falling apart
I was a television version of a person with a broken heart

And everybody was gone
You were standin' in the street
Cause you were trying not to crack up
Now I only think about los angeles when the sun kicks out
Now I only think about los angeles when the sun kicks out

You said it would be painless
The needle in the dark
You said it would be painless
It wasn't that at all
You said it would be painless
The needle in the dark
You said it would be painless
It wasn't that at all (when the sun kicks out)

You said it would be painless
The needle in the dark (when the sun kicks out)
You said it would be painless
It wasn't that at all"

The National
"Pink Rabbits"

"I don't want you to know
I took it with me
But when things are thrown away like they are daily
Time passes in the constant state
So if that is how it is

I don't wanna be a star
But a stone on the shore
Long door, frame the wall
When everything's overgrown

But what she really really wanted was my rights in the rooms
And I wouldn't understand that I would try to play along"

James Blake
"Overgrown"

"So many skinny pretty girls around
Honestly, I just wanna go down
Try to pretend there's nothing wild
Why do you treat yourself so bad

City's full of
City's full of
City's full of
Sissy pretty love

Your serious eyes dehumanize
What you wanted was never sad
Who blew the flames out of your eyes
Why do you treat yourself so bad

City's full of
City's full of
City's full of
Sissy pretty love yeah

City's full of, sissy pretty love yeah
City's full of, sissy pretty love,
Sissy pretty love
Sissy pretty love yeah

I love the stretch
marks on your thighs
I love the wrinkles
Around your eyes
I take you out darling
We dance all night
But when comes sunlight
You say
I'm going back home

City's full of, sissy pretty love yeah
City's full of, Sissy pretty love.
Sissy pretty love
Sissy pretty love yeah."

Savages
"City's Full"

Appealing Things

Season finale to Orange Is The New Black
Abel at after hours
Bacchanalia
Mad Men
The Notwist

Annoying Things

People at the gym who block machines
Videos now playing automatically on FB
The fact that my hands and feet are cold all the time