Non-Sequiturs

Drool.

Beefy hairy Daddy.

Damn handsome.

I love a man with a big pole.

I normally don't go for smooth, but wow, what a body.

I love my chunky/beefy boys.

Almost too big.  Almost.

Surfer hottie.

Tackle me please.

That furry belly kills me.

Ditto.

Woof daddy!

Almost too skinny for me.  Almost.

Jaw droppingly gorgeous.

Yes, please.

Sexy eyes and beard.

Grrrr.

Lovely.

Beautiful belly and chest.

Hey Daddy, what you doing?

Damn, pretty perfect.

Massive chest.

Sitting on the stoop sexy.

Butch Daddy.

Hot body.

Grrrrr.

Gorgeous fur.

Cutie.

Hairy bull.

Yum.

Damn damn damn.

So handsome and sexy.

Chesticles.

If you italicize something twice does that just mean you have a flatline?

I am going to admit it, I don't think Modern Family is funny.

Sad commentary on our society when I have to question and look into every news article or sob story to make sure it is legitimate before I can believe it.

No, your album is not terrible; it is worse, it is boring.

This is so damn cute.

On most new shows, you can't get too attached to characters quickly, as sooner rather than later they are likely to be killed off.

Why does everyone become an armchair philosopher when someone dies.

RIP Lou Reed.

This is my blog. I don't need anyone telling what I need to put on here or what shouldn't go on here.

LOL.

We saw Disclosure this past weekend at Terminal West. What a great venue to see a band; it is a relatively small venue (holds about 700 people), great sound and acoustics, and just well thought out. Disclosure were great, as was the opener T. Williams, but man the crowd was douchey.

What is the point of working out if you won't take off your shirt to show the results?

There is not enough money in the world to pay me to watch the reality series about Bruno Mars' sisters.

Why can't people just use Google to answer silly questions?

There is always that one friend of yours that is a wet blanket about everything.

Pretty much.

Making a comment about abuse of an animal, even in jest, is completely offensive to me.  And the fact that you don't even apologize when I call you out on it is amazing.  Good luck with being a douche the rest of your life.

Speaking of animals, I have to suppress major eye rolls when someone refers to their partner as their "pup." Ugh.

Pet peeve of mine, when someone you are supposed to meet messages you right at the time they are supposed to be there to say they are running late. No, you are not running late, you are late, and you could have messaged me earlier.

Dealing with cable TV provider customer service is an exercise in futility at times. I think they purposely make it difficult to get through and to the correct person to speak with in order to dissuade you from calling.

New work out routine means extra sore this week.

Your cute for the day.

Lyrics Rattling Around My Brain

"Waiting in the hole for rescue
Gotta have faith, you'll be near
Darkness side has come to test you
You know he will succeed if the act is won
Riches of the world are for you
You gotta fill the souls of your daughters and sons

Oh, shine brother, shine on
Oh, shine brother like the sun
Oh, shine on
All you got to do is hold on
And get help just stand up straight
Oh, shine brother, shine on
Oh, shine brother like the sun

Love, free your mind
Free your mind
Free your mind

You gotta reach the sky
If you want your life to shine
You gotta reach the sky
If you want your life to shine
Free your mind."

Cut Copy
"Free Your Mind"

"Hipster by heart but I can tell you how the streets feel
Everybody thirsty and they looking for a refill
If the gang eatin, guns barking at your doggie bag
Get took out for your take out now you carry out
Murder by delivery, married at the paramount
I just coughed up a fair amount
Of niggas might air it out
Judge a book by cover so we never educated
It ain't about racists poor and rich segregated
Just to get the bacon dawg, you gotta go HAM
Use to be lost til I found who I am
But it took the hook to eat the palm on my hands
Locked tryna get real creative with the spam
Locked in a jam cause a nigga serve butter
Just to get a little bread had to keep tomato smothered
All I really wanted was to overdub my vocals
But no one ever thought that I would take it past local
High a'top a totem man somebody shoulda' told 'em
That if money grow on trees being rich is dime a dozen

So I'm smoking by my lonely
By my goddamn self
I don't need your help homie
Cause don't nobody really know me
Said nobody really know me."

Danny Brown
"Lonely"

"Boys, I love 'em
They come a dime a dozen
Boys, I leave 'em
They come and go like seasons
I don't trust 'em, I don't need a reason
Won't bother fussin'
Some even catch me teasin'

I saw one looking at me from afar
Then one with good looks and had glasses on
Then one in hot fashion that's worth a ton
I think I'll add them to my collection

Too many boys at the party that I like
It aggravates my A.D.D.
I came with him
But I'm leavin' with someone else
Too many boys I kiss goodbye, can't control that
No matter how hard I try
I came with him
But I'm leavin' with someone else

And in my head I'm singing
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la
La la la
I'm leavin' with someone else."

Sky Ferreira
"Boys"

Appealing Things

Versatility
Cut Copy
T. Williams
Acid house
Getting our house reserved for Bear Week
The word sprechstimm
Uber snuggle kittens

Annoying Things

Bitstrips
New Yorker attitudes
People who block the dumbbells when they work out