Non-Sequiturs

Why yes Daddy, I will get back in bed.

I see some areas that need exploring.

I don't think I could say no to those eyes.

Damn.

This is about as perfect as perfect gets.

Groinky.

Gorgeous pic, gorgeous man.

I'd climb any mountain.

Hmmmmm.

Beautiful body.

Daddy looks hot, I need to bring him something.

Love the fur.

Gorgeous.

Love the hint of fur above the V-neck T.

Dark beard.

iPhone beefy.

Smooth but cute.

Pits.

Damn, more stunning eyes.

Sexy daddy.

Nip action.

Love the smirk and the chest.

Sweet furry chest.

Mountains of fur.

So cute.

Big and beefy.

The furry belly kills me.

Too smooth for me, but lovely body nonetheless.

I have a huge weakness for men with lots of tattoos.

So. Darn. Hot.

Grrrr.

Ginger on a roof.

Belly and basketball.

Bubba.

Where to start.

Love the beard

Cute guy, worst bathing suit ever.

Sexy Daddy in a speedo.

Yum.

Another perfect build.

Sigh.

Love the jock.  And the guy in it.

Tatts.

Nice teaser.

If I have only learned one thing in my 43 years it is that life is too short to have assholes in your life.

While it amazes me still that gay men have such a fear about HIV, in a strange way I like that I have this power to make someone fear me (as if little tiny me could or would ever do anything to harm someone).

Why do people initiate messaging with you then out of blue stop and never say they are done communicating with you? So annoying.

I don't like my picture taken and I never will.

This really made me laugh for some stupid reason.

I am a fairly understanding person and I know circumstances and situations change. So if you offer me something unsolicited, and then later on find that you can not honor what you offered, at least be a man about it and tell me the reasons why, instead of a) acting like you don't remember, or b) trying to ignore the pink elephant in the room.

For those not yet aware, I have a very twisted sense of humor.

Lauryn Hill, you are no longer relevant. Please go away now.

I have had such bad heartburn the past couple of days my ears are ringing.

Damn geese.

Don't fuck with JoJo Snow.

One of my biggest pet peeves is when people tell me they are going to do something and then don't do it. If you have no intention of doing something correctly, on time, or at all, then don't promise me you are going to do it.

What is worse than a Bear Hooker is a Bear Prude.

I have stopped trying to figure anyone out. Everyone is crazy.

Everything has an ending.

Good motto.

If you are going to tout how educated you are in an online profile, you might want to learn the correct use of "your" and "you're," and also learn how to avoid run-on sentences.

I love my new one pill a day regimen, but apparently the one vicious side effect I am getting from it is massive heartburn right after I take the pill. And worse, you cannot take any antacids until 2 hours after taking the pill. Ugh.

Music purists who only think their one genre is relevant or that you must play a "real instrument" annoy the hell out of me. There is just as much creativity and ingenuity in doing something electronically as there is with traditional instrumentation. Whether a song is good or catchy or moving has nothing to do with how it is created, only that it has been created.

Perhaps if you read my blog, you would know what I think of a particular album.

Rothko toast.

It was quite strange (and somehow prescient, given the nature of the neighborhood I live in) of my new primary care doctor's office questionnaire to have a detailed section on what recreational drugs one uses.

Some people will always find a way to surprise you.

It is always weird when I stumble across an old pic of me on a Tumblr site or here on a Facebook page.

When you send me dozens of unsolicited emails for my business and I have never responded to any of them, it is obvious I am not interested in what you are selling.

Hee hee.

The word protocol has too many Os in it.

I need to learn to take my own advice sometimes and just STFU.

All UK rappers sound the same.

Coming back from my planned week off from the gym, I changed things up and shifted for four weeks to low weight/high repetitions. In my head this always seems like a easy thing, but when you are on your third set of thirty reps and the muscles are screaming, I die a little inside. But damn, the pain is worth it.

Daft Punk saying that most electronic records are sounding the same is like McDonald's saying that fast food tastes the same.

Your cute of the day.

Lyrics Rattling Around My Brain

"Wisdom's a gift, but you'd trade it for youth
Age is an honor -- it's still not the truth
We saw the stars when they hid from the world
You cursed the sun when it stepped to your girl
Maybe she's gone, and I can't resurrect her
The truth is she doesn't need me to protect her
We know the true death -- the true way of all flesh
Everyone's dying, but girl -- you're not old yet

The gloves are off, the wisdom teeth are out
What you on about?
I feel it in my bones, I feel it in my bones
I'm stronger now, I'm ready for the house
Such a modest mouse
I can't do it alone, I can't do it alone."

Vampire Weekend
"Step"

"Morning comes
All your friends are dead or gone
You sit there staring at the wall
You tripped you took a long hard fall
You can't sleep, you're cold
You're numb you're wasted, you feel beat

You get burned
You hurt like hell you'll never learn
You'll just do what you always do
When people wash their hands of you
Lose yourself in alcohol and any drugs you find

Nobody can help you when you're this far down
Nobody can help you when you're this far down
Nobody can help you nobody can help you
Nobody can help you when you're this far down

No one but you."

Primal Scream
"You're Just Too Dark To Care"

"I know to be there
When and where, I'll be there
You know what's to be said
It's said out loud, but never said
A premonition of the words comes to me
A sign in your eyes
A familiar light says I'm alright

You said you don't have to speak
I can hear you
I can feel all the things you've ever felt before
I said it's been a long time
Since someone looked at me that way
It's like you knew me
And all the things I couldn't say

Together to be
Together and be."

The xx
"Together"

"Is this gonna be...
I can feel the light
Are we in the darkness
I'll follow you
I'll follow you

I saw the sign awhile
And I read your name
I'll follow you
I'll follow you
I'll follow you
I'll follow
I'll follow

He'll show me the way there
I can see the light
But in the darkness
I'll follow you
I'll follow you
I'll follow you."

Nero
"Into The Past"

Appealing Things

Clear vinyl
Cassie
Vampire Weekend
Non-judgmental doctors
Having some damn wonderful close friends
Dinner with my law school girlfriends
Having a partner who is a classically trained chef

Annoying Things

People who make the same comment every.single.time on one of my posts
Sandwich bread that cuts your mouth
The fact that TomorrowWorld is the same weekend as Folsom
Tramptacular waitresses at The Tavern at Phipps
Lurkers
Latchers
Alex Wan