Non-Sequiturs

True Blood needs to find a way to bring back Coot. Sigh.

Continuing the sports theme from last week, here is sexy UK footballer Wayne Rooney.

Let's not forget Fredrik Ljungberg either.

Denmark is putting out some amazing bands these days. With Iceage and now When Saints Go Machine, I am overwhelmed with good music. Here is one of my favorite tracks from When Saints Go Machine's new album:



How the hell did people ever live without air conditioning?

I've been supervising a group of contract attorneys in a very very small workroom. Because they were apparently getting too rowdy, they've taken Internet access away from them, and me, when I am in there. Very annoying.

Lyrics Rattling Around My Brain

"Never could be still for long
and I could never hold a job
coupled with a weakness for cocaine and liquor
not much you can do for love

When I met you I broke the mold
I fell apart and combed my hair
whiskey shakes for ten whole days
stay off the streets at night for weeks

I don't wanna be your catholic pagan now that you're here
we're counting on each other for love, survival, and everything else."

Surfer Blood
"Catholic Pagans"

"I learned the hard way,
That life should be easy,
But I want you to know it was hard to show,
The things that I know now.

And all that's left is you and me,
And here we are,
Nowhere."

Ride
"Nowhere"

"You're locked up
You exit
You did it before
Yea I've seen it
Come outside
And breathe in
Relax your arms
And let me in

I will find a way
I'm confused, ohh
But I think I can try
I will save your life
I will try for you"

Deftones
"Risk"

"Could I write a requiem for you when you're dead?
'She had the moves, she had the speed, it went to her head'
But when she's on her back
She had the knowledge
To get her into college"

Belle & Sebastian
"The Stars Of Track And Field"

"Hypocrite opportunist
Don't infect me with your poison
A bully in a china shop
When I turn around, you stay frozen to the spot
You had the pointless snide remarks
Of hammerheaded sharks
The pot will call the kettle black
It's a drunken punchup at a wedding"

Radiohead
"A Punchup At A Wedding"

Appealing Things

Swimming at night in 88 degree pool water
Texas margaritas
Getting tickets to the M83 show
Finally passing the three kidney stones I had last week
Finally getting the junk that was sitting in my front hallway to the donation center

Annoying Things

Pepsi
My new glasses are too tight and are hurting my head
Three motherfucking kidney stones in a week
People on FB who post "Let's see who truly reads my status" status updates
People on FB who click on those annoying links that then hack their profiles
Finding out M83 is playing in Hell at the Masquerade and not Heaven
$155 fine for my speeding ticket