Non-Sequiturs

Drooooool.

Beautiful body.

Sweet baby jebus.

Bartender at Jungle.  Clearly, I need to drink more there.

Fur and belly.

I see where this is leading.

Can you be both hot as fuck and cute at the same time?

Along with bellies, I am a sucker for back fur.

Daddy seems lost.

Damn.

Double damn.

Sexy daddy.

Beautiful beard.

Shaved head, stubble, sleeves.  I'm yours.

Caged heat.

All about the eyes here.

Sigh.

Double sigh.

Wet beef.

Hot kiss.

Yummy.

Hot cop.

Hot period.

Not my usual thing, but damn he has a gorgeous body.

I can't speak.

Yeah, I'd pretty much do whatever he told me to do.

So. Damn. Cute.

Older men are sexy.

I would lick this man raw.

Likewise.

Great smile.

Rough and tough.

Argh.  Love the fur.

Love the tatts.

Damn, that's a big nip.

Yes please.

I don't think I can name a single song from Fall Out Boy.

Ladies, it is time to put away the ballet flats as footwear.

I tend to pick deli sandwiches on the basis of whether they have bacon on them or not.

Exactly.

My meds are now available in a one a day pill. I am so forever thankful.

If your ex is truly causing you that many problems, remove them from your life.

After 10 years on zoloft, my doctor is trying to see if I can deal with not being on it. Excited but apprehensive at the same time.

It is not a good idea to listen to droney/swirly electronic music in the middle of the afternoon when you are tired, craving a Dr. Pepper/Snickers, and the office is hot.

Lol.

To avoid getting sick I wash my hands like Joan Crawford at an OCD convention.

I was getting annoyed that so many people were wishing me happy birthday before my actual birthday. Stupid really. Nice of them to acknowledge it anyway. I will shut up now.

Yes, I know you are having problems, and I am glad to lend an ear, but it's been weeks of the same conversation, without you once inquiring how I am or what I am doing. Unless you are going to start paying for me to listen to you whine, I suggest you start seeing a doctor.

It seems to be trendy now to take to social media to air out your frustrations with someone rather that to be adult about things and have a private, rational discussion with someone.

Doing deposition summaries is a fairly easy task to complete, but it is also tedious, time consuming, and a procrastinators worst nightmare.

Beyonce for Pope!

This past weekend was my 43rd birthday. While it started off shaky, it ended up being one of the best birthdays I've had in awhile. Made me realize more than ever that your true family is one that you create not one that you are born into.

Blurry photos seem to be trending at the moment.

In worse news, I can't believe I just used the word trending.

I love men who have no idea how sexy they are. Makes them even more sexy.

I am not responsible for how you view my relationship; if I am happy with it, why do you care to judge it?

Dat's right.

Some people need to get off the damn cross, we need the wood.

While saving your virginity for marriage sounds like a beautiful thing, it is rather impractical.

So, the latest Pope resigned. As if his successor is going to be any different.

As an attorney, I love when clients are perfect witnesses and only reveal exactly the right amount of information required by the question. With friends, that is not exactly an endearing trait.

Interesting how most atheists I know are more loving and tolerant than most Christians I know.

Sick, but funny.

After the umpteenth misunderstanding/disagreement with my parents about some gay issue, I finally told them I am not going to be made to feel uncomfortable about it anymore. They either chose to love me 100% for who I am, or they can just go ahead and cut me out of their lives.

I love getting training on a new system at work and then not being given assignments on it until months later when I have completely forgotten how to use it.

On a site I use to find out release dates for upcoming albums it classifies albums by certain genres. I am not sure I'd like my album referred to as "noise."

I think it is weird how some guys focus all their gym efforts on big arms, big chest, and rock hard abs, and yet do no leg exercises. Looks very weird.

Scary.

Facebook has definitely become the place for too much information.

James Blake's new single "Retrograde" is so damn good I am hesitant to listen to the record for fear of it being tarnished.

Religion just cracks me up; power and control is what it is all about.

Lent cracks me up too.

Your cute for the day.

Lyrics Rattling Around My Brain

"You're on your own
In a world you've grown
A few more years to go
Don't let the hurdle fall
So be the girl you loved
Be the girl you loved

I'll wait
So show me why you're strong
Ignore everybody else
We're alone now

Suddenly I'm hit
Is this starkness of the dawn
And your friends are gone
And your friends won't come
So show me where you fell
So show me where you fell."

James Blake
"Retrograde"

"You don't have my number,
We don't need each other now;
We don't need the city,
The creed or the culture now.

And I feel the colour alive
I feel the colour
And I feel the streets are pulling me down.

So people of the city,
I don't need your counsel now;
I don't need that good advice
You don't have my lover's touch.

You don't have my number
We don't need each other now
The creed or the culture
We can move beyond it now.

Now the wolf is knocking at my door,
Bang-bangin' it asks for more
Stand here, we stand tall
We could move beyond these walls

and I don't need your counsel
and I don't need these city streets
and I don't need your good advice
cause we can move beyond it now."

Foals
"My Number"

"You took my heart, and you held it in your mouth
And,
With the word, all my love came rushing out
And,
Every whisper, it's the worst,
Emptied out by a single word
There is a hollow in me now

So I put my faith in something unknown
I'm living on such sweet nothing
But I'm tryin' to hope with nothing to hold
I'm living on such sweet nothing
And it's hard to learn
And it's hard to love
When you're giving me such sweet nothing
Sweet nothing
Sweet nothing
You're giving me such sweet nothing."

Calvin Harris
"Sweet Nothing"

Appealing Things

Friends getting excited about their first tattoos
Autechre
It being official
Stribilt
Autre Ne Veut
Strawberry Watermelon Gatorade
The History of Apple Pie (worst band name ever though)
Getting back into my gym routine

Annoying Things

People who think they are funny but aren't
Friends who only do what they want to do
Childish reactions to perceived slights
People who microwave fish at work
People who get off an elevator and walk.so.slow
Cutting one of your fingernails too deep