Non-Sequiturs

Sweet baby Jebus. This is what I want my body to look like. Perfect.

Cutie bear.

I wish I had abs like him.

Slightly racier than I normally post, but that chest makes it worth it.

Just perfect.

I'm always a sucker for chest hair.

It's ok Ginger football player. Come get a hug.

I completely despise American Idol, but I might have to watch if Jason "Wolf" Hamlin makes it far.

Drool.

I have something he can fill up.

Love that sneaky grin.

Beautiful stomach.

Handsome hunk.

Why yes, yes I will.

I just want to touch Varitek's ass once. Just once.

Another beautiful furry belly.

Wet and furry.

That's just hot.

Wet and cute.

While I like a well sculpted physique, I tend to really like guys that are muscular, but with a slight belly. Bonus points for the fur.

Such a sexy pic.

More abs I want.

Perfect.

Facial hair, check. Furry chest and stomach, check. Nip piercing, check. Tatts, check. Puddle of drool beneath me, check.

Yes.

Furry and oiled up.

Le sigh.

Sexy strawberry blonde.

What are you going to say there, stud?

Gabe Crisp from metal band Whitechapel. Grrrr. Goes into my list of hot bear bassists.

Yummy. I think this guy was in a pic from Non-Sequiturs two weeks ago.

Why doesn't my body look like this?

The best for last; the most handsome man in the world.

What's better than posting these pictures of beautiful men, is all the stories I get from friends telling me which one's they have fooled around with.

Don't speak to me when I am at the urinal. It is just weird.

It cracks me up when people around my age (40+) complain about current music being too loud/harsh/noisy for them. When did some of my friends become their parents? If the music is too loud, you are toooooo old.

Who knew drone master Tim Hecker is kind of foxy.

So is Berlin-based producer Scuba.

I think donuts are the new cupcakes.

Liam Neeson has become such a badass action star.

I would like some people much better if they were outside the range of my peripheral vision.

Log Cabin Republicans puzzle me. They appear to be the only group I know who wants to be included in a club that hates them.

I was informed by my partner that I'm weird for listening to music while reading my book. Not really sure how that makes me weird. It doesn't take away from either pursuit. It really means I don't pay much attention to lyrics, which is never my main focus anyway.

Well, yeah.

If you are going to have "professional" photographs taken of you, make sure your clothes fit perfectly.

It's always interesting seeing who someone you dated ends up with and they are the complete and utter opposite of you, and then you have to say what the hell were they dating me for?

To correct some mistakes made by a client on some documents, I had to use a typewriter. That was a blast from the past. How we ever got anything done without a word processor, I have no clue.

Should I be told I have to wear contacts or go blind, I will likely go blind. I can't stand putting anything in or near my eye. Even putting eyedrops in is like torture.

Sigh, yes.

Wouldn't it be horrible if penises didn't get larger when they were hard?

I can't lift weights and have my iPod on; it distracts me too much. Although, if I am doing cardio, I have to have my iPod or I get so bored I want to kill myself.

Even Cyclops' have eye trouble.

Lyrics Rattling Through My Brain

"Calling out a wave dear
Calling out a wave will be your grave
This will last your life dear
Ocean is a boy who wastes his day."

Hospitality
"Julie"

Waiting in a car
Waiting for a ride in the dark
The night city grows
Look at the horizon glow

Waiting in a car
Waiting for a ride in the dark
Drinking in the lights
Following the neon signs

Waiting for a word
Looking at the milky skyline
The city is my church
It wraps me in its blinding twilight."

M83
"Midnight City"

"I see you look around
You're staring, staring out to sea
I feel them pulling down
You touch my hand, it all goes away
Don't hear a single sound
But I feel your breath in front of me
With every kiss, I drown,
I feel my body fading to dreams.

A Place To Bury Strangers
"My Weakness"

"There goes my girl
Into the chapel
Now she's walking down the aisle
And her man begins to smile

And I shake shake shake like a leaf
And I'm lyin' lyin' lyin' through my teeth
I'm a bowl of bruised fruit
Inside a chapel of shiny apples

Tear up the photograph!
Cause it's a bright blue sky
Tear up the photograph!
Cause it's a bright blue sky"

We Are Augustines
"Chapel Song"

Appealing Things

Shoes on clearance at DSW
1Q84
Hospitality
Errors
Getting things back on track
Sprite Zero
Cooking salmon perfectly
68 degrees in February
The utter joy and stupid fun of The 2 Bears

Annoying Things

The Stranger's Child
La Roux cancelling Coachella
The grumpy, cigar smelling man at Starbucks every morning
Being charged a $25 fee for having a prescription refilled from my doctor prior to my office visit
Projects ending abruptly
Dealing with the Lowndes County Superior Court's office; they are the pickiest people in the world.