Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Non Sequiturs

Things you will always find on me:
BlackBerry
Car/House Keys
Watch: I feel lost without a watch on. Even if I have my cell phone, which clearly states the time, I will still feel like I am missing a part of my arm.
Wallet: bi-fold. I hate tri fold wallets because the screw money up too much. And I don't like money clips because you have to attach everything to them and it just looks messy.
Some form of lip balm. Preferably Neutragena, but it is very hard to find so when I see it in the store I usually buy the whole lot. At the moment I have Carmex, which is vastly inferior but will do.

I abhor a mess. I cannot even stand going into someone's home or office if it is messy. Lord help me if it is unclean as well. One of my fellow quality control co-workers on this job has her own office and I was in there chatting with her and I kept looking around at the piles of papers that were everywhere. First of all, we are working via an online discovery platform, so why she has so much paper in her office I have no idea. Second, it is just strewn everywhere, with no sense of order. I almost had a mental breakdown in there. The urge to straighten it up was overwhelming. Even worse was imagining what her home looked like. I shudder at the thought.

Lyrics Rattling In My Brain:

"Clever liar, foolin' us all
Never thought I'd work it out
How could I have known it was ever about you boy?
Now there's nothin' to say, cos there's no words
And we're not talkin' anyhow
You must have known I was never to doubt you boy

If it was so fine, it was so good
Oh you're unbelievable
All this time I've been living without you boy
But not your lyin'
It felt so good, the world don't know
Now they'll never find out
How all these years she must've been beside you boy
Don't forget that I

Was the one that you found
And if I know you
You'll find me someplace new
I hope I never, I hope I never have to
We're a waste of time
And if I know you, learned long ago it's true
I hope I never, I hope I never have to."

Presets
"If I Know You"

"Do you have change or a button or cash?
Oh my pockets hang out like two surrender flags

Oh, but I'd pay anything to keep my conscience clean"

St. Vincent
"The Party"

"And I'm not worried that I will never touch the stars
'cos stars belong up in heaven
and the earth is where we are."

Pulp
"Dishes"

"Well did you hear, there's a natural order.
Those most deserving will end up with the most.
That the cream cannot help but always rise up to the top,
Well I say: Shit floats.
If you thought things had changed,
Friend you'd better think again,
Bluntly put in the fewest of words,
Cunts are still running the world,

Jarvis Cocker
"Cunts Are Still Running The World"

Appealing things:

Cool Spring weather
Rain on a tin roof
Musclebears
Chicago Bruce
The new Star Trek movie
Driving home with the windows down
My friend John actually taking pictures of me that I like
Waking up in someone's arms
Complete and utter silence

Annoying Things:

The security lights on the building next door that are mis-aimed into my loft....on the 4th floor!
Messy people (see above)
The movie theater at Phipps. Update it please. It's called stadium seating...look into it.
My towels that I bought last year that are already smelling sour. I paid a fortune for them, what gives!
The office building I work in not turning the air on until 2 hours after I get in.

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